May 11, 2011

Suicide



A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to 
jump off a bridge so they stop.

 The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you 
doing?"

 "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

 While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an 
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a 
Kiss?"

 So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

 After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have 
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why 
are you committing suicide?"

 "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"