The Fly And The Elephant
A horsefly kept biting an elephant near her tail. She kept swinging
her trunk, but he was far out of reach.
A little sparrow observed this and flew down and snipped the
horsefly in half.
"Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "Listen, if there's anything I
can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
The sparrow paused. "Well, ma'am -," he said.
"What is it," said the elephant. "You needn't be shy with me."
"Well," said the sparrow, "the truth is that all my life I wondered
how it would feel to fuck an elephant."
"Go right ahead," said the elephant. "Be my guest!"
The sparrow began to fuck away. Up above them, a monkey got very
excited and started to masturbate.
This shook a coconut loose and it hit the elephant smack on the
head.
"Ouch!" said the elephant.
The sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you,
dear?"
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There was a young lady of Dexter
Whose husband exceedingly vexed her,
For whenever they'd start
He'd unfailingly fart
With a blast that damn nearly unsexed her.
When I was young and had no sense,
I had a piss on an electric fence,
It tickled my prick, And shivered my balls,
And made me shit in my overalls.
There was a young man from Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born,
He wouldn't have been, If his girlfriend had seen,
That the end of his condom was torn.
A pretty young nun from France,
Decided she'd just take a chance,
She let herself go, For an hour or so,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
