"Dad, what are you doing?"
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises
from his parents' room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered
their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all
they
were worth.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"
"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby, that's all."
The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was
pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and
was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his
father.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"
"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father replied.
"Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."
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What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
A homo-sex-y'all.
The dumbest part of a mans body is his penis.....
It hangs out with a couple of nuts,
lives next door to an asshole
and his best friend is a pussy!
How do you recycle toilet paper?
Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it.
What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of
you.
Why did the blonde pee on the floor?
Because the sign said "wet floor."
How does a blonde moonwalk?
She pulls down her panties and slides her butt along the floor.
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A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
