A Blonde Moment
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss
concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically,
"What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies... "Early this morning
I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl.
"Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy just take
the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states..."No.. I'd be better off here. I need to
keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual... "If you need
anything just let me know."
Well... a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
blonde...he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically
crying!!!!!
He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now... are you gonna be
okay??"
"No..." exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible call from my
sister and she said that her mom died too!!"
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Little Johnny was watching TV with his father while his mother prepared
the dinner in the kitchen.
After a while Little Johnny wanders into the kitchen and asks his mother
"Mummy, are the Dixie Chicks robots?"
"No, dear they aren't, why do you ask?"
"Well, Daddy just said that he'd like to screw the ass off the
Brunette."
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Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe confessed,
"I wish I had one like my cousin Junior. He needs four fingers to hold
his."
Moe looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four
fingers."
"I know," said Joe with a sigh, "but I'm peeing on three of them."
