Women Playing Golf
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I
know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,'
the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however,
he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
ZZZZZ
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't.
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
What do outhouses and candy have in common?
If there's no hole, it's not a lifesaver.
A Mexican, a black man, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink
when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says " whoever can say
liver and cheese in a sentence can have me".
So the white guy says" I love liver and cheese".
She says "that's not good enough".
The black man says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's
not creative",
And then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine".
