Rabbit Hunting
Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting , but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.
Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack. He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
"Easy,"says the priest."Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.They can't resist the smell, so when they come out,grab them."
Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor.He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
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Outside a Church in Boston a young boy is weeping, and an old lady approaches him and says, "What's wrong, honey?"
The little boy replies between sobs, "My Grandma passed away this morning."
"I'm so sorry to hear this," says the kind old lady. "Do you want me to call Father O'Riley?"
"No," replies the boy. "Sex is the last thing I have in mind."
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There was an old man called Reg
Who decided to trim his hedge
He'd had a few beers
Slipped with his shears
And cut off his meat and two veg
