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Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting
your tee ready!
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Got myself a new Jack Russel puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a
small white patch, so I've named him Birmingham .
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Firemen have just rescued an Irish man with his penis stuck in a condom
machine. They asked him what happened and he said, 'the sign says, insert
£2 and push knob in'.
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