| Mrs. Doonan tried to get a divorce from her husband and the solicitor says..."But Mrs. Doonan, just because you don't like him, that's no grounds for separation." "Well, make a few suggestions," she said. "Has he ever struck you?" "No. I'd kill him if he did." "Has he ever been cruel to the children?" "Never." "Ever left you short of money, then?" "No, every Friday on the nail." "I see." The solicitor pondered. "Ah, wait, think hard now, Mrs. Doonan, has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Her face lit up. "By God, I think we got him there, I know for sure he wasn't the father of me last child!" | ||
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