APRILFOOL SMS

APRILFOOL SMS

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega.

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Lahore ma aik bacha paida howa jis ka weight pediash k wakt 15 kg tha.
or 15 din ka baad barhta barhta 50 kg ho gya.pata ha wo bacha kon ha?
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gayye(cow) ka bachha.

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Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.

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If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon..

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Enjoy the day
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!

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If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
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you fool.!
a new born baby don't have teeth…

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Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.

Pick a rose

Spot the girl

Stand in front of her

Give her the rose

Hug her tightlllyyyyy

If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!

If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting

'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!'

And Say April Fool………..