Back in the day, tattoos were only for sailors, motorcyclists and people who lived on the fringe of society. Today however, tattoos are more popular than ever before. It seems you can’t go anywhere without seeing teens, ‘tweens and sometimes even a grandparent or two with at least two or three “tats”. The variety and style of tattoos out there are as infinite as your imagination yet sometimes it’s truly amazing when you take a look at some of the things people are willing to have inked on ther bodies for posterity. It just goes to show you, never underestimate the power of stupidity, the need for money and the power of drunkeness. After you take a look at some of these beauties, you’ll probably agree that the art of tattooing is best left to those who have something really important to say and know how to do it properly.
The “I’ll Do Anything for Money” Tattoo
Believe it or not she had a reason for doing this. Due to some bad circumstances, the lady above was in desperate need of money and had the grand idea of renting out her forehead as advertising space. Well, there was an online auction and guess who came in as the highest bidder? She said that she was going use part of the money for her son’s education. I say however, why bother? He’s probably going to grow up to become an addicted gambler because of all the reminders.
The “Dude, I Love Getting Wasted” Tattoo
Yeah, we all had our vices growing up. Very few of us however, actually get a tattoo reminding everyone how much coke they did.
The “Holy Crap, I Hope I Never Run Into This Guy” Tattoo
I have nothing bad to say about this tattoo. He seems like he may actually be a very nice man (perhaps a tad misunderstood). He seems very cool and if perhaps we ever should meet, nice tat. Please don’t kill me…
The “Taking ‘This is Your Brain on Drugs Ad’ a Little Too Literally” Tattoo
Either this guy loves the old “this is your brain on drugs” ad or he REALLY has Denny’s Grand Slam on the brain. Somehow I think it’s a little bit of both.
The “I’m a Masochist So Screw You!” Tattoo
Yes, we’ve all slipped and scraped our faces. Most people stay out of public to avoid the constant questions of what happened. Only one person in the world wants to keep that look. This one!! Who wants to look like Wolverine kicked their ass EVERYDAY. I can’t wait to see this one in 30 years
The “Yeah, I Like Kitchen Appliances, So What?” Tattoo
All I can say is I hope this guy’s last name is Maytag.
The “Hulk Knows Best” Tattoo
A Hulkamaniac? Yes, you are. As “hulky” as you are, you might even have room for Brooke Hogan as well. (By the way, under the rolls is the WWF title belt but you can’t see it.)
The “Me a Stalker??” Tattoo
Rule #1 in celebrity fandom: If you’re planning to kill a celebrity, it’s better to put the idea in a diary than across your extra wide butt.
The “I Like Me Some Farm Animals, So What?” Tattoo
Hey, don’t laugh. This guy’s probably next year’s candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. I bet his momma’s so proud!
The “Don’t Dis the Deceased” Tattoo
When getting an “In Memoriam” tattoo, it might be a good idea to spend the extra dough and not completely disrespect that person for the remainder of your life
