Mar 17, 2011

Steve's Jokes!!....Adult



 

 

Wife asks husband what shall I wear to the party? Would you like to see me in something long and flowing ? Husband replies YEAH the fucking river!! AA van just over took me, and the driver had a really sad and worried look on his face. Thought to myself, that blokes heading for a breakdown!! I spent some time by the wife's grave today. She doesn't know, she thinks I'm digging a pond!! Paddy ''Look at that flock of cows!" Murphy "herd of cows, ya daft twat!" Paddy " of course I've heard of cows, there's a fucking flock of them over there!"

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