Some Hilarious Leave Applications!

 

Some Hilarious Leave Applications Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."     This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "As I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."   Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."   From H.A.L.  Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."   Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"   An incident of a leave  letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."   A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"   Another leave letter written to the  headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."   Covering note: "I am enclosed  herewith..."   Another  one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."   Actual letter written for  application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".   Letter writing:-  "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."   A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.

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