Oops!
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.
"What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.
"Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus
Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
