the sailor and the mouse a/l

 

*One day a sailor decided to visit several bars because he felt like getting
drunk. He started into one of the bars (he was already on his way to being
drunk) when a mouse crossed his path.*
 
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*He picked up the mouse and stuffing it in his pocket said, "you're going to
be my drinking partner." He sat down at the bar and ordered 2 beers,
drinking one and pouring the other one into his pocket. He then asked the
bartender for two more beers and did the same thing under the watchful eye
of the bartender.*
 
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*Once again he ordered 2 more beers but almost fell off the stool he was on.
The bartender seeing this told the sailor that he was too drunk to have any
more and ordered him to leave the bar.*
 
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*The sailor then grabbed the bartender by the shirt collar and shouted, "If
you do not give me 2 more beers I am going to knock you all over this bar,
just then the mouse popped his head out of the sailors pocket and shouted,
THAT GOES FOR YOUR DAMN CAT TOO!"*
 
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