Rough Sex Facts
Body: Giving .........head. ...... Massages the jaw....while burning 32
Calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
Whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than
Mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes:
With her consent..... ......... ......... ..12 cal
Without..... ......... ........187 cal
Take off her Bra:
With two hands....... ......... ......... .8 cal
With one hand........ ......... ........12 cal
With mouth....... ......... ......... ....85 cal
Put on Protection:
Hard ............ ......... ..... 6 cal
Soft........ ......... ......... 315 cal
Foreplay:
Looking for target...... ......... ....8 cal
Finding G spot ............ ......... .92 cal
I don't F***ing care........ ......... ....0 c
Entry:
Holding her......... ......... 12 cal
On the floor....... ......... .8 cal
With Different Position:
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......358 cal
Doggy....... ......... ......... ..316 cal
69 lying....... ......... ......... ......286 cal
69 standing.... ......... ......... .......512 cal
Italian hanger...... ......... ......... .912 cal
Orgasm:
Real........ ......... ......... ......112 cal
Faking...... ......... ......... ........315 cal
After "O":
Lying in Bed......... ......... ......... ..18 cal
Hop off the bed......... ......... ......... .36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off......... ..816 cal
Get dressed:
Quiet and calm........ ......... ......... .32 cal
Rushing..... ......... ......... ..98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door........ .....1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door........ .....1942 cal
Her mom walking in.......... ......... ......... ..Priceless! !!LOL
