* HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA *
* Quite Funny *
Scenario 1*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's *MUMBAI*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 2*
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in * PUNJAB *!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 3*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's * DELHI *
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 4*
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's *AHMEDABAD*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 5*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's * BANGALORE *
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 6*
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's *CHENNAI*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 7*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in *KOLKATA*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 8*
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting".
That's *KERALA*!
------------ --------- --------- --------- -
And the best one is .... *
Scenario 9*
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as
friends.
You are in * GOA *!!!
