--------------------------------------------------------------------- Garam Masala Spicy, Naughty Jokes --------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's Joke: Does Heart Have Legs? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart. After she had finished she said, "If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask." Little Johnny stands up and asks, "Teacher, does the heart have legs?" She replies, "No it doesn't. What makes you ask such a question?" He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS" ~~~~~~~~~ SMS Joke: ~~~~~~~~~ Q: WHAT IS KISS ? A: VERY SIMPLE ITS'S AN INQUIRY IN THE TOP FLOOR, ABOUT THE VACANCY IN GROUND FLOOR... Q: What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip & when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? A: Vicks Inhaler ;-) --------------------------------------------------------------------
