Collection of Funny & Weird Readable's
good one to laught
1. a foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. 2. one good way to reduce alcohol consumption : before marriage - drink whenever you are sad, after marriage - drink whenever you are happy
3. three fastest means of communication : 1. tele-phone 2. tele-vision 3. tell to woman need still faster - tell her not to tell any one. 4. love your friends not their sisters. love your sisters not their friends. 5. a man got 2 wishes from God. he asked for the best soft drink and best woman. next moment, he had the best soft drink and mother teresa next to him. moral : be specific 6. what is a best and worst news you can hear at the same time ? it is when your girl friend says you are the best kisser among all your friends. 7. let us be generous like this : four ants are moving through a forest. they see an elephant coming towards them. ant 1 says : we should kill him. ant 2 says : no, let us break his leg alone. ant 3 says : no, we will just throw him away from our path. ant 4 says : no, we will leave him because he is alone and we are four. 8. if you do not have a girl friend - you are missing some thing in your life. if you have a girl friend - you are missing every thing in your life. 9. question : when do you congratulate someone for their mistake. answer : on their marriage. 10. when your life is in darkness, pray God and ask him to free you from darkness. even after you pray, if u r still in darkness - please pay the electricity bill. 11. why government do not allow a man to marry 2 women. because per constitution, you can not punish twice for the same mistake. 12. "a ship is always safe at the shore - but that is not what it is built for" - albert einstein
