"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a contamination.
"Don't you mean 'examination,
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the blonde replied "Upturn, intern, contamination, examination fraternity, maternity... . What's the difference? All I know is I, haven't demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."