Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
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> 1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
>
> 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
>
> 1st woman: I froze to death.
>
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
> I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
> about you?
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
> But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
> that I started running all over the house looking.. I ran up into the
> attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
> every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
> had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
> keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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