A man and his ever-nagging wife
went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
“You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him
he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked,
“Why would you spend $5,000
to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied,
“Long ago a man died here,
was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance."
