Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the
garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and
sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a
soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and
massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through,
I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain.
Drives her fucking nuts!"
One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the
garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and
sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a
soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and
massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through,
I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain.
Drives her fucking nuts!"
