What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
attractive?
Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a
bowling ball if you had to.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a
bowling ball if you had to.
You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they always come back for more.
What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers ?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they always come back for more.
What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers ?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself. Walks home.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself. Walks home.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
"Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi."
What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
"Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi."
What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
'Cause everyone gets a turn.
How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie
on the bed.
Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
'Cause everyone gets a turn.
How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie
on the bed.
Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
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A man cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered
into her ear:"Could we make love, please dear?"
"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache,"
she replied."Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute,"
pleaded her husband. His wife replied:
"What do you think I am, a fucking microwave?
into her ear:"Could we make love, please dear?"
"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache,"
she replied."Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute,"
pleaded her husband. His wife replied:
"What do you think I am, a fucking microwave?
