The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year
scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap
is
5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
The
bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces
and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this
filth.
Give me 12-year scotch!"
Impressed,
the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs,
"Ah, now that`s the real thing."
A
disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great
interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man
and
says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this
one."
The
man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh!
This stuff tastes like piss!"
The
drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"
.
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad:
well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’ we set us a date via
E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe, Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my
PEN DRIVE, JUST when I was about to “Transfer” we realised that none of us
have installed “FIREWALL” IT was too late to DELETE 9 months later a POP-UP
Window appeared & said YOU HAVE GOT A MALE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A
man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad
for "Gorilla Removers." he calls the number, and the gorilla
remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean huge dog.
"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to
go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to grab
the gorilla's testicles and squeeze. The gorilla will then be
subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the
van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?"
asks the homeowner.
If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog."
