What do you call two women in a freezer?
Cold cunts.
Cold cunts.
What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?
"Where's the beef?"
"Where's the beef?"
What do you call a faggot in the navy?
A Rear Admiral.
A Rear Admiral.
Why are men Thinkers and women Talkers?
Because men have two heads and women have four lips.
Because men have two heads and women have four lips.
When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?
When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.
When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.
What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis?
If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!
If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?"
Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?"
Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?"
What's blue and comes in Brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Cub Scouts.
Where do women pilots sit?
In the cuntpit.
In the cuntpit.
