Miscellaneous

John receives a phone call.
Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says,This is Susan.We met at a party about 3
months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan:Yes,it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On
the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good
sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

 

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There was an old maid from Luck,
Who took it into her head to fuck.
She was about to resign
'Till she hung out a sign:
"Come in, I've decided to suck."

Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

 

Q. Who was the first soft-drink maker?
A. Adam. He made Eve's cherry pop.

 

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A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe
problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many
questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her
problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's
face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once."

"Well, how did he look?"

"Very angry"

"Well, that's very interesting, we must look into this
further, how did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at me."