A boy once applied to a medical college; He was asked to define medical terms, Check out his funny definitions :
Antibody :- One who hates his body
Artery :- The study of fine paintings
Bacteria :- Back door to a cafeteria
Bowel :- Opposite of letters like aeiou
Cardiology :- Advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan :- Search for lost kitty
Coma :- Punctuation mark, Used in English Language
Cortisone :- Area around local court
Cyst :- Short for sister synonymous to sis
Dislocation :- In this place
Duodenum :- Couple in blue jeans
Enema :- Not a friend
False Labor :- Pretending to work
Genes :- Blue denim
Hymen :- Greeting to several males
Impotent :- Well-known
Obesity :- City of Obe
Pacemaker :- Winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein :- In favor of teens
Pus :- Small cat
Secretion :- Hiding anything
Subcutaneous :- Not cute enough
Tablet :- Small table
Urine :- Opposite of you’re out
Varicose :- Very close
