Do you know someone who is a huge smart arse who seems to know everything?
When asked why they know they say, "A little birdie told me."
What is important is that they probably aren't lying! It is a little known fact that there are tiny birds that fly very fast, are never seen, and they are everywhere.
Thus, these creatures are called "Flies Unseen Everywhere," or FUE for short.
These birds have an extensive communications network, and they can generally find out anything from anywhere extremely quickly.
Some of these birds befriend certain individuals and communicate with them by making clucking sounds, much like a chicken.
But, they are not stupid like chickens, however, and can establish an informative clucking language with the lucky person they befriend.
This person is then the one who is always in the know; one step ahead of the competition.
And those people who seem to be in the dark?
Those who just don't get it? Those whose standard response to any given question is, "Huh?"
It should be pretty obvious to all, now, that the reason is simply because those people don't have a clucking FUE.
