I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then
I saw a rattlesnake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I
grabbed him
Right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So,
I
Grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
it's mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake
without
Incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with
Two frogs in his mouth.