My kind of Walmart Greeter
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two
kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she
says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me
one that doesn't need oiling for once!"
"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and
picks out a cart for her.
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two
kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she
says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me
one that doesn't need oiling for once!"
"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and
picks out a cart for her.
"Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.
"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps
the woman.
"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you
and the twins have a nice day."
The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't
even look alike."
The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice.
