Mar 23, 2010

Little Johnny and Vibrator

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.



The first little boy says, "Alligator."



"Very good, that's a big word."



The second boy says, "Predator."



"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."



Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."




After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."



"Well my Dad knows a lady named Nancy that has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"