HEART TO HEART

Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom
on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother.
"It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic
and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my
pussy got real sore."

 

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One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which
he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and
streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....

"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on
that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that
here. No, no, they don't!"

"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people
won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"

"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35.
If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They
sure won't!"

"But if you fuck one goat......."