*"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the
altar,"* *the Preacher says.
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what
do you want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."*
*The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand
on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue
streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,
"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"*
