The Good Wife

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.




After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.




'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.




'Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.




'If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.'


On the way home, the husband asked his wife, 'What did the doctor say?'
'He said you're going to die,' she replied.