Ek sardarji ke bachcha nahin hota saat saal se…. Goes to a doctor and
asks what’s wrong with me. Doctor says you have a lot of problem but
there’s a solution…Go to a woman who’s 7 months pregnant & suck milk
from her breasts then you’ll be okay….. Sardarji goes to his wife &
tells her. She says apni padosan ke bachcha hone wala hai usse try
karo…. Sardarji goes to her & tells her the story…She gets very
angry and says Sardarji main to apko bhai samajhti thi aur aap kya
nikle… Apko sharam aani chaahiye. Sardarji poora jor lagadete hain
samjhane main� Kahata hai meri zindagi kaa sawal hai, main saari umar
aapka ehsaan maanooga…. In the end she agrees but says come tomorrow
when my husband goes out.. Sardarji goes to her house and starts
sucking her breasts. After some time, the padosan who didn’t have any
sex for so long gets hot and says to sardarji, aur kuch chahiye to woh
bhi maang lo… He says no no, everything is fine…. After some time
she again says sardarji kuch aur chahiye to soch lo aur maang lo but he
says again, nahin nahin sab theek hai….. Now she’s really hot and
unable to control h erself, so she says Sardarji, aaj apko doodh peene
ke saath jo kuch bhi chahiye woh maang lo� Jo ichcha ho woh bol do….
Sardarji says, “Bhen, doodh ke saath 2 biscuit mil jaati to badi
meharbaani hoti”!
