Nehru aur Gandhi

Ek baar Mahatma gandhi aur nehru ek gavon me bhasan dene jate hai
raat bahut ho jati hai
isliye wo gavn me he rookne ka faisla kerte hai
Nehru aur gandhi pakke dost the isliy wo ek hi ghar me ek he bed per
so jate hai
Raat ko nehru ko sapna aata hai ki wo swarg lok me pahuch gaya hai
waha sabse pahle usko urvashi apsra milti hai wo uska band baja deta
hai (sapne me)
thodi door jane per usko menka apsra milti hai wo uska bhi band baja
deta hai
thodi door jata hai to usko inder devta ki biwi milti hai
wo uska bhi band bajane wala hota hai ki itne me inder aa jate hai
aur wo kehte hai
tumne hamari do apserao ka band baja diya wo bhi bina puche
Tum agar meri biwi ka band bajana chahte ho to tumhe ek shart puri
kerni hogi
nehru ne pucha kaun se ?
inder ne ek manter padha aur jamin per Phook mari
Turant waha per ghas ka ek guchchha paida ho gaya
tumhe isko ukhad ker ke dikhana hoga tabhi tum qualify keroge agar
nahi ukhdi to tumhari mout pakki hai
Jaise he nehru ne ghas ka guchchha pakda aur usko ukhadane ke koshish
keri
tabhi gandhi jag gaya aur nehru ki gan d per ek jor ke lat mari aur
keha
Behan ke lund??
do baar gaand maar li to maine kuch nahi keha ke chalo dost hai
ab kya jhaante bhi ukhadega