Meri shaadi karva do

Ek ladka apne baap se kehta hai ki, “Baapu baapu, meri shaadi karvaa
do”
To baap uska kehta hai, “Saale tu dukaan to sambhaal nahin sakta,
biwi
kya sambhaale ga?”
Ladke ko aata hai gussa, aur deta hai dhamki apne baap ko, “Agar meri
shaadi nahin karvaaii, to main ghar chh-o duun ga!”
Baap befikr ho kar kehta hai, “Jaa, waise bhi tu sar khaata rehta
hai..”
Ladka naukrii ki taalaash mein ek bangle par paaunchta hai, us bangle
mein naukaron ke saath teen log rehte hain — ek ghar ki maalkin, aur
uski do betiyaan, Anni aur Manni.
Pehli raat ladka Anni ke saath so jaata hai, aur usko thok daalta hai.
Dusri raati ladka Manni ke saath so jaata hai, phir usko bhi thok
daalta hai!
Teesri raat bangle ki maalkin ko khabar milti hai, aur woh usse
naukrii
se nikaalne ki dhamki deti hai.. magar raat ka sama hota hai, aur woh
ghar ki maalkin (Anni, Manni ki maa) ko bhi thok daalta hai!
Naukrii se nikal jaata hai, bhooke peht bhi hota hai do teen din, to
biimaar pad jaata hai bechaara..
Doctor ke paas woh jaata hai, aur doctor uska ilaaj bhi kar deta hai,
magar ilaaj ke paise jab maangta hai to ladka doctor saahab ko kamre
mein le-jaa kar doctor ko bhi thok daalta hai..
Chalo bhai, doctor bhi thuk gaya.. ab bande ki daari muuch, aur baal
vaghaira sab bad jaate hain.. Kuve (Well) ke paas ek Naaii (barber)
dikhta hai, aur uzse apne mundan karwaa leta hai
Naaii jab paise maangta hai, to saahab ki jehb khaali hoti hai.. is
liye usko bhi thok daalta hai!
Sabko thok-thaak kar, apne baap ke paas aata hai.. aur phir kehta hai
apne baap se..
“Papa papa,
Anni chudi,
Manni chudi
Phir chudi uski maaii
Rastein mein doctor chuda
Phir chuda kuve pe naaii
Papa jaldi shaadi karvaao
Warna aapki baari aaii”