Sardar aur naye joote

Santa naye joote leke aaya.
Ghar pahucha aur usne sae kapde utaar diye aur sirf joote pehan ke khud
ko aaeene mein dekhne laga.
Preeto kamre mein aai to usne poochha ke ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Kuchh Naya Dikha?
Preeto – Nahi! Aapka Lund to abhi bhi hamesha ki tarah neeche ki taraf
hi hai….
Santa – O Bevkoofni wo bhi mere naye jooton ki taraf dekh raha hai……
Preeto – Ohh! Kal please ek naya “Hat” leke aana……….