Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”
Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”
After Killing
Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi”
Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si
