Ray is Gay.

He goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.  The doctor comes back and says, ' Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.'

Ray is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?'
'Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of All Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice'.

Ray asks bewildered, ' Will that cure me, Doc?'

Doc says, 'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for'.