Punjabi khoon wich hundi hai

Ek baar ek bihari bhaiya sardar ke paas aata hai aur kahta hai ki
babu ji punjabi sikhani hai… Sardar hansa aur kahta hai ki tu nahi
seekh sakta punjabi, punjab taa khoon wich hundi hai…
Bihar agle din phir sardar ke paas pahunch jata hai aur kahta hai ki
babu ji , punjabi sikhani hai, sardar phir usko kahta hai ki eh nahi
ho sakda, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai….
teesray din phir bhaiye ke andar ungli hoti hai aur woh phir chala
jaata hai sardar ke paas ki punjabi sikhni hai, sardar kahta hai ki
bhaiya ji, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai, agar itna ungli ho rahi hai
to aao sikha deta hu punjabi..
puray ek mahine traininng chalti hai.. bhaiya pure dil ke saath
punjabi sikhta hai… end mai aati hai imtehaan ki ghadi, sardar
kahta hai ki aaj agal tu imtihaan paas kar gaya to tu pakka
punjabi ….
woh ek table pe pani ka gilas phainkta aur bolta hai ki isko punjabi
mai kya bolega …
Bhaiya : eh paani kinne sutiya ???? sardar kahta hai ki galat hai,
second chance
bhaiya : eh glaas kinne doliya hai ??? sardar phir kahta hai galat,
last chance
bhaiya :eh paani kinne doliya hai?? sardar kahta hai o chhad yaar…
sardar apne chhote ladke ko bulata hai aur table dikhata hua kahta
hai : oye chhotu idhar aa, aa dekh ..
chhotu table par paani pada hua dekh ke kahta hai : bhaincho, Eh maa
kinne ch udai hai ???
Sardar bhaiye ko kahta hai ki maine pahle hi bola tha ki punjabi
khoon wich hundi hai…