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A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was
unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned
and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so
much as "Thank you."
"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day
gift."
"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."
unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned
and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so
much as "Thank you."
"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day
gift."
"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."
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An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a blonde were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.
The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.
The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.
The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.
The blonde chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes -- so what?"
"Think about it." said the blonde reverently. "That little bottle -- how does it know?"
The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.
The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.
The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.
The blonde chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes -- so what?"
"Think about it." said the blonde reverently. "That little bottle -- how does it know?"
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