A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman'
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs that she could do..
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.. "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage.The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house ?'
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it ?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to
her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And, by the way" the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman'
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs that she could do..
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.. "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage.The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house ?'
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it ?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to
her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And, by the way" the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
