Friendship Between Women And Men

Friendship Between Women:
When A Wife Did Not Come Home One Night And Next Day She Told Her Husband That She Had Slept Last Night At A Friend’s House.
Then The Husband Called His Wife’s Ten Best Friends.
None Of Them Knew About It.
Friendship Between Men:
When A Husband Didn’t Come Home One Night And The Next Day He Told His Wife That He Had Slept Last Night At A Friend’s House
Then Wife Called Her Husband’s Ten Best Friends
Eight Of Them Confirmed That He Had Slept Over
And Two Claimed That He Was Still There.

Common Between Men And Dog

1. Both Take Up Too Much Space On The Bed.
2. Both Have Irrational Fears About Vacuum Cleaning.
3. Both Are Threatened By Their Own Kind
4. Both Like To Chew Wood.
5. Both Mark Their Territory.
6. Both Are Bad At Asking You Questions.
7. Neither Tells You What’s Bothering Them.
8. Both Tend To Smell Riper With Age.
9. The Smaller Ones Tend To Be More Nervous.
10. Neither Does Any Dishes.
11. Neither Of Them Notice When You Get Your Hair Cut.
12. Both Like Dominance Games.
13. Both Are Suspicious Of The Postman.
14. Neither Knows How To Talk On The Telephone.
15. Neither Understands What You See In Cats.