Common Between Men And Dog
- Both Take Up Too Much Space On The Bed.
- Both Have Irrational Fears About Vacuum Cleaning.
- Both Are Threatened By Their Own Kind
- Both Like To Chew Wood.
- Both Mark Their Territory.
- Both Are Bad At Asking You Questions.
- Neither Tells You What’s Bothering Them.
- Both Tend To Smell Riper With Age.
- The Smaller Ones Tend To Be More Nervous.
- Neither Does Any Dishes.
- Neither Of Them Notice When You Get Your Hair Cut.
- Both Like Dominance Games.
- Both Are Suspicious Of The Postman.
- Neither Knows How To Talk On The Telephone.
- Neither Understands What You See In Cats.
