I started a new workout routine, doing crunches twice a day. In the morning, I do Cap'n and in the afternoon, I do Nestle's!
A married couple saw a story on the news about artificial intelligence. The wife said, "I suppose next they'll make an artificial dick." The husband replied, "No way! There are some things you can't do. Besides, what would you make it from?" "Steel." "Don't be dumb. It would rust." "Okay then: brass." "Ridiculous. Men would never keep it clean." She scoffed, "Rubbish! For years, I've watched you polish yours watching porn!"
