5 Pearls of Wisdom

 

1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the sorry butt's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then, neither does milk.