When It's Okay To Fart In Public:
~^~ In your boss' office as you are turning to leave. Tip- Make sure
it's a silent one.
~^~ In a bathroom.
~^~ In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things.
~^~ In an empty elevator before you get off.
~^~ Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly become
unoccupied.
~^~ In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work.
~^~ While parachuting.
~^~ While scuba diving.
~^~ In the back seat of a patrol car if you are arrested.
~^~ During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated.
~^~ In your car if you've been carjacked.
~^~ In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waiting
his/her turn.
~^~ In your car once you've been pulled over… the cop may let you go
quicker.
~^~ During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
~^~ While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know whom to
blame.
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