Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: How can you tell when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Q: How do you trick a blonde into marrying you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: Why are blondes always so quiet when they're fucking?
A: Because they were raised not to talk to strangers.
Q: What's the difference being in a "69", and driving in the fog?
A: I don't know, either, but at least in a "69" you can see the asshole in
front of you.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the airvalve stem.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the airvalve stem.
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