Making Out
A teenage boy and his steady girlfriend were making out in his
parked car, when the boy got really turned on, and said, "Please
darlin', I can't take it anymore, I have to get some relief."
His girl replies, "You know I am saving myself until we get
married!"
He continues to plead and begs her, "What if I just put the head in
for a while, just let me marinate it a little?"
Finally getting a bit steamed up herself, she reluctantly agrees,
but says, only if it's the head.
So he anxiously unzips and
fumbling, puts the head of his manhood into the softness of her
secret treasure and that's all he does, well for about 30 seconds
anyway, but in the heat of passion, he gets carried away and before
you know it he's put it in entirely and is pumping away with deep
thrusts for all he's worth.
After a few minutes his lady love moans and thrilling to the
mounting pleasure and a new awareness, haltingly gasps "I know we
have this deal, that you are only putting the head in, but... this
feels so damn good, go ahead and give it all to me!"
Jolted to his senses, stopping in mid thrust, but thinking quickly
our hero responds, "Nope, a deals a deal."
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An arrogant wench from Salt Lake
Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
She was finally the prize
Of a man twice her size
And all she recalls is the ache.
There was a young man named Keith,
Who liked to be fondled beneath,
When she'd start with her lips,
Mmmmm, he'd wiggle his hips...
But not when the bitch used her teeth!
There was a young lady of Dover
Whose passion was such that it drove her.
To cry, when you came,
"Oh dear! What a shame!
Well, now we shall have to start over."
